I don’t really have very many friends that I hang out with, and neither do my friands.
One particular freend didn’t like me paying for him all the time when we go out to fast food and movies and stuff
So I said
"Well it just proves that I’d PAY to be in your company."
This dude is like 6 feet tall and 200 lbs and his eyes were watering up
And that’s the story of the smoothest I’ve ever been the end